Wassssssssssabi

Hey this is Dave. I wanted to put a post up. Since this is my first one, I thought I would tell a little bit about myself. I was born in Walnut Creek, California, and lived in the Bay Area until I was five, at which point we moved to El Dorado Hills. I was always very short growing up, but big in spirit. And in head. My noggin was huge. It had to be, in order to fit my ginormous brain. After getting a stellar 3.6 GPA in high school, which was only slightly lower than my brother Dan's 4.5, I went to college at BYU. There I just played soccer, worked out, looked at myself in the mirror, ate at Betos, single-handedly financed the dollar theater, and occasionally studied, somehow pulling off a 3.7 GPA. Does this mean that HS is harder than BYU? The facts are before you. I learned Russian on my mission in Ukraine, and am now studying Russian for my Masters program in Monterey in order to eventually become the King of Russia. I found Kathryn at BYU and said, "Hey, why not take a chance?" I got lucky. Vegas, here I come! I think those are the essentials. In the words of a wise philosopher, "Welp, see ya later!"